You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
I'd love to strum your g-string.
Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
I wanna eat your pussy, like a fat kid eats cake.
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.