Dirty pick up lines

I have been warming up for our sex sessions.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I'm busy but I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
77.04 % 34 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty, physics, cheesy
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute, dirty
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, math, nerdy, weird
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
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