Dirty pick up lines

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy, biology
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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