Dirty pick up lines

You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
I'd love to strum your g-string.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, music
Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I wanna eat your pussy, like a fat kid eats cake.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty
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