Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!