Dirty pick up lines

I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, football
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, football
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
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