This may seem corny but you make me horny.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?