If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
Are you a titan? Because I wouln't mind you eating me.
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I'm hot, can I take your pants off.