I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.