I can make you hit all the high notes!
I'd like to finger your fret board.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
I'd love to strum your g-string.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Game of hide the sausage?
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.