You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
I think about you when I masturbate.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
How many fingers are too many?
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
Wanna tickle my tardis?