Dirty pick up lines

You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: hockey, corny, dirty, funny
I think about you when I masturbate.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
How many fingers are too many?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, dirty, corny, creepy
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Wanna tickle my tardis?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
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