Dirty pick up lines

I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, football
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
You are so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, dirty
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
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