Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that.
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I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
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