You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
I believe in speaking in tongues.
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
When was the last time you had sex?