Dirty pick up lines

[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, math, nerdy, weird
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cute, dirty
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
76.43 % 33 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
76.40 % 731 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, clean
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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