If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
You know, I've been highly trained to stick things into people...
Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
Wanna see what I can do with this flute?
You realize, baby girl, everyone names their instruments. Want to name mine?
It's time to begin. Is it in?