This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
You are so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.