Dirty pick up lines

This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
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Pick up line: dirty, football
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
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Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
You are so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.
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Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
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Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty, clean
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty, cute
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
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