Dirty pick up lines

I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Damn girl, You have more curves than a race track.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, cute
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
I wanna eat your pussy, like a fat kid eats cake.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
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