Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
How many positions can you get into?
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
Bitch, you so fine, I'll tap that.
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.