First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick.
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
Are you Yoda? Cause Yodalicious.
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.