Dirty pick up lines

We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, creepy, dirty
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, dirty, reverse
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, nerdy, dirty
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, physics, science
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