We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?