Dirty pick up lines

What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
There is only one way how to get rid of temptation -to give into it.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, reverse
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
I had a great time wondering if the evening would end in sex.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
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