Dirty pick up lines

Our genitalia should get back in touch.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I wanna be inside your chamber of secrets.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, dirty
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, biology, dirty, cute
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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