Dirty pick up lines

My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
Can I ride your joystick?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her) Guy: I lost.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I wonder what your batter tastes like.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
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