Dirty pick up lines

Your breasts must be made of sand…because I want to bury my head in them.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, soccer
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
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