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This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, creepy, dirty
I wanna hear you scream like the siren.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
Can I do your Systems Analysis?
Gee I wish your Flow Chart is not short.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, dirty
My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, nerdy
Baby you be a input, I'll be the output, now let's go make a transfer function.
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
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