Hey...nice asymptote.
My name is Skittles…Wanna taste my rainbow?
I'm going outside to make out…care to join me?
I've got a big one, you wanna see how hard it works?
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Will you marry me for just one night?
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?