Dirty pick up lines

Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, dirty, funny
Would you like a PUCK?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: math, dirty
The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
I'm gonna make you go up an octave.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, cute
I want to go up and down all your scales.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, cute, dirty
I'll let you be the dominant.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
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