If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?