Pick up line #3417
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
Similar pick up lines
See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?