I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.