Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
Are you a washing machine? Because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!