I don't need accio to make you come.
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
Your breasts must be made of sand…because I want to bury my head in them.
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls