Dirty pick up lines

I don't need accio to make you come.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
75.29 % 37 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, dirty, haloween
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, dirty, cheesy
Your breasts must be made of sand…because I want to bury my head in them.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, dirty
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