Can I ride your joystick?
I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her) Guy: I lost.
I wonder what your batter tastes like.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, Here's (name). Comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.