This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
I only play in the short grass.
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
You in the mood for some stroke play?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?