Dirty pick up lines

This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, music
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
I only play in the short grass.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, golf
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, golf
I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty
You in the mood for some stroke play?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, golf
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, hockey
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, dirty
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
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