Dirty pick up lines

If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
My taco would like to meat you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
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