I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, Here's (name). Comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
I heard you're into dinosaurs...Well, I'm Lickalotofpuss.
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.