I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, Here's (name). Comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
I heard you're into dinosaurs...Well, I'm Lickalotofpuss.
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.