I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.