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Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Sure you know that sex is great, but let me take you home and demonstrate the know-how.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny, dirty
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
I wield a big stick.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, dirty
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty, clean
Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, dirty, corny
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