If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
My taco would like to meat you.
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.