Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
You are so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
It sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?
You in the mood for some stroke play?
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?