I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.