Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
I'd tell you a story about my penis... But it's to long.
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.