Dirty pick up lines

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, science, dirty
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, physics, dirty
That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, cheesy
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, doctor
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, chemistry
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