Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
If I had garden I'd But your two lips and my two lips together.
Do you eat tacos? (Yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open.
Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
Are you a washing machine? Because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.