I have been warming up for our sex sessions.
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!
I can't wait to see how my new fall wardrobe looks on your floor.
I'm busy but I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list.
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
You're a sight for horny eyes.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.