You in the mood for some stroke play?
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.