Dirty pick up lines

Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, corny, dirty
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Hey baby, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty
Baby, can I go up a fifth on you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Composers always score.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
Big spoon or small spoon?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, dirty
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