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Your homepage or mine?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, dirty
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, dirty
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Can I can touch your belly button...from the inside?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
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