I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
You are so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
It sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?