Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
My other stick curves to the right.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then you'll nail me.