Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Can I can touch your belly button...from the inside?