Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
You smell...We should go take a shower together.
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.