Dirty pick up lines

Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
I won't shoot first in bed.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Nice legs. What time do they open?
You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty, physics, cheesy
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, biology, dirty, cute
I have a job for you, but it blows!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
That dress would look great on my floor…
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, nerdy, physics, science
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