Well, I am telepathic and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Damm, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
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I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.