Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
If I had garden I'd But your two lips and my two lips together.
Do you eat tacos? (Yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open.
Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
Are you a washing machine? Because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.