Dirty pick up lines

Well, I am telepathic and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Damm, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
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Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
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Pick up line: dirty, funny
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, reverse
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, dirty, funny
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