Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
Slow doesn't have to mean soft.
My part is hard. Maybe you can help me with it.