I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
I only play in the short grass.
I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
You in the mood for some stroke play?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.