Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
You make me crescendo.
I think about you when I masturbate.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.
I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.