Dirty pick up lines

Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty
Slow doesn't have to mean soft.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, dirty
My part is hard. Maybe you can help me with it.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
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