You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
When was the last time you had sex?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?