What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
There is only one way how to get rid of temptation -to give into it.
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
I had a great time wondering if the evening would end in sex.
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.