What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
I've got a curved stick.
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?