I believe in speaking in tongues.
Babe, are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.
I'm going outside to make out…care to join me?
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
Hey...nice asymptote.
How about we go home and you handle my exception?