I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.