Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
Let's get you on the naughty list.