Dirty pick up lines

Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Let's do it kitty style.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Let's get you on the naughty list.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
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