Creepy pick up lines

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, creepy
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3).
Nice ass... what time does it open?
79.20 % 38 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
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