Creepy pick up lines

If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, creepy
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3).
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
Nice legs. What time do they open?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, corny, creepy
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