Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!