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Nice ass... what time does it open?
81.39 % 43 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3).
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, cute, nerdy
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, creepy, dirty
Game of hide the sausage?
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
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