Creepy pick up lines

Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, creepy, dirty
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, clean
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, nerdy
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: golf, creepy
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, cute, dirty, nerdy
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
I think about you when I masturbate.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
Game of hide the sausage?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
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