Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.