Creepy pick up lines

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, nerdy
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: golf, creepy
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, cute, dirty, nerdy
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, creepy
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