Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
I think about you when I masturbate.
Game of hide the sausage?