You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
I think about you when I masturbate.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
How many fingers are too many?
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.