Creepy pick up lines

You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, cute, nerdy
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, corny, creepy
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, creepy, dirty
Game of hide the sausage?
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines