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You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: creepy, cute, nerdy, weird, biology
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
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