You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!