What is long and hard, and right behind you?
Did you cut my phrenic nerve?...Because baby, you take my breath away.
I think about you when I masturbate.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
I wanna hear you scream like the siren.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?