I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?