Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Since sex is a killer, would you like to die happy?
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
Nice set of parabolas!
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I'd become a dangling pointer because girl, I'll never stop writing to you.