Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
I think about you when I masturbate.
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
I wanna hear you scream like the siren.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve?...Because baby, you take my breath away.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!