Creepy pick up lines

Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, corny
Since sex is a killer, would you like to die happy?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, cheesy
Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
I want you like my dog outside in the rain. Wet and begging me to come inside...
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, creepy, dirty
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
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