So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.