Creepy pick up lines

You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, corny, creepy
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, creepy, dirty
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, cute, nerdy
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, funny
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
Nice set of parabolas!
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, cute, nerdy, weird
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