You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!