I am an organ donor, need anything?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.