Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
Wow! Are those real?
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.