You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.