Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.