Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.