Creepy pick up lines

What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, creepy, dirty
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
63.98 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, nerdy
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
63.98 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty, reverse
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