What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.