I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My bologna has a first name.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.