Creepy pick up lines

I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, creepy
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My bologna has a first name.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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