Creepy pick up lines

If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Nice set of parabolas!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, cute, nerdy, weird, biology
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, funny
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