Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve?...Because baby, you take my breath away.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.