Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
How many fingers are too many?
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I'd become a dangling pointer because girl, I'll never stop writing to you.
You know, I've been highly trained to stick things into people...
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Latex is only one who can be between us.