Latex is only one who can be between us.
Hey, you look like a decent girl who wouldn't sleep with a stranger. So my name is John.
There are many black holes in our galaxy but I wanna know only yours.
You know what would look good on you? Me.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
You're so attractive, firefighters have calendars with your pictures in it.
Girl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass!"
Do you work at Subway? Cause you made me a foot long.
There are going to be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?