You know what would look good on you? Me.
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Nice ass... what time does it open?
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I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.