You know what would look good on you? Me.
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Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.