You're so attractive, firefighters have calendars with your pictures in it.
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If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
Game of hide the sausage?
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.