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Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird, creepy
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny, doctor
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty, funny, weird
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, clean
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
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