Creepy pick up lines

Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
Since sex is a killer, would you like to die happy?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, cheesy
Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
I want you like my dog outside in the rain. Wet and begging me to come inside...
You make my software turn into hardware!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, creepy, dirty
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, corny
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