Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.