I am an organ donor, need anything?
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
Since sex is a killer, would you like to die happy?
Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
You make my software turn into hardware!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.