You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
Similar pick up lines
See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Quite honestly you're pretty much my exact type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting, give
me your number.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.