Girl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass!"
Do you work at Subway? Cause you made me a foot long.
There are going to be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus.
I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My bologna has a first name.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.