Creepy pick up lines

Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, corny
Latex is only one who can be between us.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
Since sex is a killer, would you like to die happy?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, cheesy
Hey, you look like a decent girl who wouldn't sleep with a stranger. So my name is John.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
There are many black holes in our galaxy but I wanna know only yours.
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
I'm a neurologist, but for you I can be a gynaecologist.
You know what would look good on you? Me.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, funny
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, funny
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