Creepy pick up lines

Hey, you look like a decent girl who wouldn't sleep with a stranger. So my name is John.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
There are many black holes in our galaxy but I wanna know only yours.
I'm a neurologist, but for you I can be a gynaecologist.
You know what would look good on you? Me.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, funny
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, funny
You're so attractive, firefighters have calendars with your pictures in it.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny
Girl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass!"
Do you work at Subway? Cause you made me a foot long.
There are going to be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus.
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