You know what would look good on you? Me.
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
You're so attractive, firefighters have calendars with your pictures in it.
You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
Girl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass!"
Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon
Do you work at Subway? Cause you made me a foot long.
There are going to be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus.
I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.