Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
Are you an official here? Because you have officially given me a boner.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)