Creepy pick up lines

Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I wield a big stick.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, dirty
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, funny
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
Are you an official here? Because you have officially given me a boner.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
Nice set of parabolas!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, creepy, weird
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy
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