Creepy pick up lines

Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
Are you an official here? Because you have officially given me a boner.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, creepy, weird
I wield a big stick.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, dirty
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