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I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
Are you an official here? Because you have officially given me a boner.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, creepy, weird
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, creepy, dirty
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
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