You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
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You are like a proton in my core - without you I could never be the same.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I only play in the short grass.