Nice ass... what time does it open?
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3).