Creepy pick up lines

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, creepy, dirty
Game of hide the sausage?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I'd become a dangling pointer because girl, I'll never stop writing to you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, creepy
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird, creepy
Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3).
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