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Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3).
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Nice legs. What time do they open?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, corny, creepy
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, cute, nerdy
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, creepy, dirty
Nice ass... what time does it open?
78.17 % 36 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
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