Game of hide the sausage?
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Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
You smell...We should go take a shower together.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
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I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?