Can I can touch your belly button...from the inside?
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
Hey baby, you're out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?