I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
How about you come to my place and sit on my feet as I do sit-ups?
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?