Dirty pick up lines

I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty, funny, weird
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, hockey
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, music, dirty
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Baby...wanna come for a ride?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
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