Dirty pick up lines

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What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, football
Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
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Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.
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Pick up line: dirty, cute, clean
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
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Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
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Pick up line: dirty, cute
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
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Pick up line: corny, cheesy, hockey, dirty
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