I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
Baby...wanna come for a ride?