I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
I'm hot, can I take your pants off.
I have a flute you can blow.
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?