Dirty pick up lines

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
I'm hot, can I take your pants off.
I have a flute you can blow.
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty, weird
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
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