Dirty pick up lines

Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!
I can't wait to see how my new fall wardrobe looks on your floor.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I'm busy but I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
You're a sight for horny eyes.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, dirty
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
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