Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!
I can't wait to see how my new fall wardrobe looks on your floor.
I'm busy but I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list.
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
You're a sight for horny eyes.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?