So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
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You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
Do you believe in one night stands?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?