Dirty pick up lines

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty, cute
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
I give better tongue than Deidera. But you'll have to see for yourself.
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Pick up line: anime, cheesy, dirty
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
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