I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
Has anybody ever let you know that you have a surprise ass?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
You should see the things I do to you in my dreams...
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!