Dirty pick up lines

I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, cute, dirty
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Has anybody ever let you know that you have a surprise ass?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, dirty
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, dirty
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, dirty
You should see the things I do to you in my dreams...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, dirty
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