Dirty pick up lines

What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Why don't we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, dirty
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
Let's have a frank discussion about our favorite sexual positions.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty, reverse
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
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