You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!