Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.