Dirty pick up lines

You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
75.10 % 31 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, dirty, cheesy
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, dirty
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, tinder
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
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