What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
Why don't we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
Let's have a frank discussion about our favorite sexual positions.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.