It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
Life is better when we stick together.
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?