This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
I give better tongue than Deidera. But you'll have to see for yourself.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.