Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Since sex is a killer, would you like to die happy?
I'm sick... of not having you on top of me.
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.