Dirty pick up lines

This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty, cute
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
I give better tongue than Deidera. But you'll have to see for yourself.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, dirty
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
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