Dirty pick up lines

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
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Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, dirty
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
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Pick up line: lawyer, dirty, funny
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
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Pick up line: music, dirty
I'm gonna make you go up an octave.
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Pick up line: music, dirty, cute
I want to go up and down all your scales.
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Pick up line: music, cute, dirty
I'll let you be the dominant.
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Pick up line: music, dirty
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Your homepage or mine?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
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Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
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