Dirty pick up lines

Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, cute, dirty
Can I please be your slave tonight?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, cute, dirty
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, dirty
I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy
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