Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
I'm gonna make you go up an octave.
I want to go up and down all your scales.
I'll let you be the dominant.
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Your homepage or mine?
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.