I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Damn girl, You have more curves than a race track.
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.