Nice shoes, want to fuck?
When was the last time you had sex?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
I wonder what you taste like.
It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
You have the ass of a great artist.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
ey baby, my body is lonely, if ours were together they would be inseperable!
How about we go home and you handle my exception?