Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
Can I can touch your belly button...from the inside?
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?