Oh your on your period? That's ok babe Pirates aren't afraid to sail the Red Sea.
Similar pick up lines
See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.