Dirty pick up lines

I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, cheesy
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, doctor
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, chemistry
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy, biology
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, clean
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