Dirty pick up lines

It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
74.18 % 391 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I have a job for you, but it blows!
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Twinkle twinkle little star, let's have sex inside my car.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, reverse
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Life is better when we stick together.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, dirty, hockey
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: baseball, dirty, cheesy
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
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