That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Your homepage or mine?
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
Can I can touch your belly button...from the inside?
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.