Dirty pick up lines

That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Your homepage or mine?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, corny
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, dirty
Can I can touch your belly button...from the inside?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, offensive
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
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