It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let's have sex inside my car.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Life is better when we stick together.
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.