Would you like to play my organ?
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW.
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
I'm hard. Are you wet?