Dirty pick up lines

Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite's on the floor.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty
Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny, dirty, cheesy
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty
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