I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.
I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!