Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
I'm a drummer, banging is what we do.
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
I've got a curved stick.