Dirty pick up lines

Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
You've got a friend with benefits in me!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: science, dirty, corny, nerdy
Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.
Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
Can I help you unzip your files?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
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