Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite's on the floor.
Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?