Dirty pick up lines

Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Do you eat tacos? (Yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
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