Dirty pick up lines

I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, dirty
I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy
Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite's on the floor.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty
Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny, dirty, cheesy
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