Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
Do you eat tacos? (Yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open.
If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!