Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
There is only one way how to get rid of temptation -to give into it.
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
Are you an official here? Because you have officially given me a boner.
I want you in my mouth.