I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.
Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole.
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite's on the floor.
Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?